Whatever you say, dA. So I saw someone () doing one of those survey things, and I just couldn't help myself.

1. Made out for more than 3 minutes?
Yeah, it was pretty intense.

2. Slept in a different bed?
Yeah. Damn, if only there had been someone else in every be I've slept in.

3. Made out in a movie theatre?
Yeah. The darkness made the guy's horrible ugliness less horrible.

4. made out with 2 different people in one night?
I wish.

5. Thought your cousin was hot?
My cousin's this hot gay guy who's older than me. So hell yeah. He's technically not even related to me. Which is even better.

6. Been in love?
Yeah.

7. Slept?
I just woke up.

8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex?
I wish. Except replace opposite sex with same sex.

9. Gone over the speed limit?
Yeah.

10. Painted your room?
Nope.

11. Drove a car?
Yeah.

12. Danced in front of your mirror?
No, but I check myself out in the mirror. It's better than dancing.

13. Gotten a hickey?
Well..yeah.

14. Been dumped?
Yeah, by some hardass filipino chick who thought she was too good for friendship and love. ...I think she still writes fanfiction.

15. Stole money from a friend?
No.

16. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
Nope.

17. Been in a fist fight?
Yeah. I was like...six.

18. Snuck out of your house?
Yeah.

19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
I had a crush on a teacher like two years ago. She was so pretty.

20. Been arrested?
Almost. ..but yeah no, hopefully not ever.

21. Made out with a stranger?
That would be hot.

22. Left your house with out telling your parents?
Yes.

23. Had a crush on your neighbor?
Yeah no. He's this old hippie guy who wears leather constantly.

24. Ditched school to do something more fun?
Yeah.

25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same or opposite sex?
It was a great time.

26. Seen someone die?
No. Thank God.

27. Been on a plane?
Yeah, and it was the most boring thing ever.

28. Kissed a picture?
Yeah. I'm romantic in a sad way.

29. Slept in until 3?
Nope. ...am I missing out?

30. Love someone or miss someone right now?
Yeah...

31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
Yeah, then I told my friend that we could be doing better things.

32. Made a snow angel?
It looked more like a snow circle, but yes.

33. Played dress up?
..I used to constantly dress up as a cat when I was a kid. That had to be scary.

34. Cheated while playing a game?
Nope.

35. Been lonely?
Yeah.

36. Fallen asleep at work/school
Yeah.

37. Been to a club?
I'm too young. Damn all.

38. Felt an earthquake?
Slightly once.

39. Touched a snake?
Yeah. It was rad.

40. Ran a red light?
Nope. I don't suck at driving.

41. Been suspended from school?
Nope.

42. Had detention..
Never.

43. Been in a car?
I'm not amish.

44. hated the way you look?
Yeah. When I first came to high school, I looked like something that was dragged out of the jungles of Viet Nam.

45. Witnessed a crime?
Nope.

46. Been lost?
I got lost in Wal-Mart when I was like four. By lost, I mean my mom walked halfway across the store while I was going to the bathroom. I was so confused when I got out.

47. Been to the opposite side of the country?
Nope. California sounds like a hoot and a half, though.

48. Felt like dying from embarrassment?
Yeah. It's the worst.

49. Cried yourself to sleep?
Nope. I'm a strong man that never cries.

..Yeah, once.

50. Sang karaoke?
I.

Can't sing.

I know gay/bi dudes are supposed to be gods of singing, but I just can't do it.

51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
..Yep.

52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
I think I said something hysterical at lunch once, and then five minutes later while I was drinking my milk I remembered it and my milk came out of my nose.

53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Yeah. It was cold.

54. Kissed in the rain?
It was depressing.

55. Sung in the shower?
..Yeah. I'm sure it was horrible.

56. Had a dream that you married someone?
Yeah. ... I was wearing the dress.

57. played getting married?
Nope.

58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
Nupe.

59. Ever gone to school partially nude?
I'm not that daring.

60. Been an Idiot?
Never.

61. Sat on a roof top?
Yeah, it was great until my parents came outside and told me to get off.

62. Didn't take a shower for a week?
..Yeah, not that daring.

63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
Yeah. ..I'm a wuss.

64. Played chicken?
I have no idea. I don't even know what that is.

65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
I probably have.

66. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
A couple times. ..it happens all the time online.

67. Broken a bone?
Nope, never.

68. Been easily amused?
Yeah. It's pretty bad. I had to teach my honors English class about poetry yesterday, and I was laughing so hard at all of the hilarious things my classmates said. At least I know I'd have a great time teaching.

69. Laugh so hard you cry?
Yeah. It's intense.

70. Cheated on a test?
Like..once.

71. Forgotten someone's name?
Yeah. ..Damn, I really suck at names. You have no idea.

72. Blacked out from drinking?
I don't drink.

73. Played a prank on someone?
Yeah.

74. Gone to a late night movie?
Now I want to.

75. Made love to anything not human?
...yeah no.

76. Failed a class?
I almost failed a couple of them, but I've never actually failed one. I'm smart. XD

77. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
Nope.

78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours?
I wish I was musically talented. Or hell, I just wish I could play an instrument, even if I kind of sucked at it.

79. Cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend?
Almost, but nope. It's too bad I didn't. He deserved it. XD

80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
Yeah.

81. Thrown strange objects?
I think I got really pissed once and threw my tablet pen. ..It still works, by the way.

82. Felt like someone?
wtf does this even mean.

83. Thought about running away?
Yeah.

84. Ran away?
No.

85. Had detention and not attend it?
No. I'm a good kid.

86. Made parents cry?
My mom.

87. Cried over someone?
Yes.

88. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
I probably do.

89. Dated someone more than once?
Yeah. That didn't turn out well.

90. Have a dog?
Two.

91. Own an instrument?
I have this recorder. Does that count?

92. Been in a band?
Nope.

93. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
I don't drink pop.

94. Broken a cd?
Nope.

95. Shot a gun?
..Nope. I'm not a badass. XD

96. Been on myspace for more than 5 hours?
What can you even do on myspace for five hours.

98. Have a major crush on someone right now?
Yeah...

99. Have a religion?
Agnostic here.

100. Thought about what people would say at your funeral?
"He was so witty," they would say, in between bouts of hysterical sobbing.